The Liar and the Whore

I ran into my ex and his GF (the one he cheated on me with) yesterday at the hospital. I’m not sure if he is aware that I practically live there now or if it was just coincidence, at this point it doesn’t really matter. She was sick and looked like crap, I wasn’t looking that bad for 9pm my hair was down and I had my white/DR. coat on. You will NEVER look bad in that.

I knew this day was going to come, I was just praying that it would happen in this exact same conditions. It made my day, maybe my week.

Hehe..

16 Responses to “The Liar and the Whore”

  1. evilfury Says:

    “Looking good is the best revenge.”
    –Ivana Trump

  2. jahm Says:

    A) Scrubs are hot. B) Scrubs with a doctor’s coat… now he knows how stupid he was.

  3. yacky Says:

    I have a feeling this won’t be the last time he’ll realize he made a big mistake…..

  4. sugarandspice Says:

    I know!!! haha…

  5. doanli Says:

    Agree with all the above. :)

  6. undercoverlurker Says:

    It doesn’t matter what you look like when your attire screams “I’m smarter and someday will be richer than you!”

  7. fritzthebootlegger Says:

    You should’ve told her, “Hmm…you’re the 4th girl this guy has brought in with chlamydia this week.”

  8. evilfury Says:

    Damnit, S&S! You totally should have done that.
    Leave it to Steve to give you the perfect ammo AFTER the fucking fact.

  9. doanli Says:

    ROFLMAO–I agree, Steve’s response is GOLD!

  10. evilfury Says:

    His response is ALWAYS gold, two days later.
    Every golden response begins with , “You should have said….”
    What the hell good does that do anyone??

  11. fritzthebootlegger Says:

    I have offered my services to all many times in the past, if they are in a jam and need a comeback. They should put things on hold, call me, and I’ll give them a response. S&S could’ve called me and said, “My ex is here in the ER, I’m on duty, what should I say?” And I could’ve immediately suggested that she imply that not only does the ex fuck around a lot, but that he is infecting all of Puerto Rico with venereal disease.

    At the very least, S&S now knows what to say the next time the ex comes in to the ER with a woman.

  12. sugarcane Says:

    It’s okay, you’ll probably see him tomorrow when he needs the boot extracted from kicking himself in the ass

  13. evilfury Says:

    **high fives Sugar**
    Good one.

  14. fritzthebootlegger Says:

    Or even better…he’s so turned on by Dr. S&S, he says YOUR name during sex. *resume boot extraction*

  15. tcbntx Says:

    You could have said to her, ” I see your herpes has cleared up.”

  16. sugarandspice Says:

    Where are you guys when I need comeback lines!!!!!!!

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