(+07): tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
(423): he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn’t see without his glasses
(325): Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on…
It’s 22 fucking degrees, it feels like 4 and I am fucking freezing. Seriously, WTF!!!!
I want to cry 
I saw an ad on TV today and it looked totally different.
It’s cold as ice in the freezer and I am not liking it very much. I’m having a good time though. I hope you all had a great Christmas. I sure did. Love you all. XOXO
Since we are leaving tomorrow we decided to have Christmas Eve here. My mom is now regretting it but it’s on and our family is coming over tonight. I like Christmas, can’t deny it. It’s something in the air that just makes it my favorite holiday.
This morning I got up early to go surfing with my two sisters my brother and my dad… My mom miraculously came along. Rarely this happens, usually she stays but not today. The waves were smooth and the beach was not busy so it was great. We are now back at the house and about to start helping out for tonight.
I wish you all have a great Christmas. May this day be wonderfully blessed with peace, joy and the people you love the most. Love you all.
XOXO
currently eating gourmet cheese with gourmet water crackers and gourmet salted peanuts. All gifts to my beloved parents. Gotta love the Holidays. Yes sir…
Also drinking champagne on FB’s name. Happy B-day girl. Have a good one.
My mom just updated her Facebook status with:
“I am amazed by how everyone in this house is ready to take off. Sure…”
hehe… Yes, that’s her.
No one is ready but her and my dad. We still have one more day to go but; who wants to do anything on Christmas Eve? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
(443): Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
(860): You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
(530): the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
(626): He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Of time spent in the mall.
I’m not even going to say how long it was because I feel shame but let just say it was a looong time.
I’m tired as hell and my feet hurt. It will be a restful night.
I can feel it.
Los Quiero…
XOXO
I am only three days away from flying to NYC and I’m freaking out. It’s cold as a Popsicle in the freezer and I don’t like the cold very much. Can’t blame me really, I’ve lived more than 15 years in a Caribbean island were the lowest temperature we get is maybe a 59 up in the mountains. Usually during the holidays we stay in and have our Christmas here since Puertorricans go over he top in the holidays but well you can’t always have what you wan right?
At least I already found a nice warm puffed jacket.
Sugar & Spice