I have a slight intuition that
I could probably go to jail for this but…
I think I’m in love with Zack Efron.
Jesus Christ…
You see, I have a little sister who’s deeply in love with this guy. First time I saw him in High School Musical. Not bad. But… Yesterday I saw this movie with him and Mathew Perry 17 Again. Holy Mother of Jesus… Yeah whatever, lock me up.
about that last post I wrote yesterday. I was having a really bad day.
…and I’m so fucking pissed off!!!!!!!!
The mother fucking cherry on top.
Exactly what I needed to end this great day!!
Such is life…
FUCK!
Stupid me making amends people that don’t deserve it. Wrong move. WRONG MOVE!!! My God, when will I learn. Never apparently.
So after a few weeks he called me up one night and I picked up. I don’t even know why, but I did. He was calmed. We had a good talk about our day, simple conversation. Then again, I let him in. Ugh!!!! Me so stupid. Then, again last night we had a nasty, nasty fight.
…and then again today, I feel like an idiot.
Will I EVER learn! Stupid me!
I was having myself a really good time at a 7yr old birthday party on Saturday surrounded by a bunch of kids between the ages of 6 and 11. One of the kids caught my attention when he asked me something:
“J, is it true that being “wey” is a disease, like something really bad that can happen to you?” - he asked.
“Aah?” - I didn’t understood what he was trying to ask.
“She called me gay and I told her I wasn’t gay” - pointing at another girl that was in the party.
“Gay?!?!?!” - I asked.
“Yes, that’s a disease right?” - he asked again.
Well… why don’t you ask your mom - I replied without even thinking about it. I’ve learned the hard way that most kids are not okay with simple answers and they just want to keep on digging and digging about a subject.
“Well, my mom told me once that gay was a disease, like the worst thing that could happen to someone…. and that sometimes they have to electroshock you to cure it.” - He said.
There was a very awkward silence. He was obviously waiting for a confirmation while I was starting to have slight brain stroke. I couldn’t think about anything else.
“Lets go to the bouncing house everyone is there” -I said.
“YEAH!!!” -he replied.
…I wonder if I should have clarified such stupidity…
Sadly, his mom is a family member of mine.
You really don’t want to know how we ended up talking about “creampies” but we did. Me and my friends at a local restaurant.
I have to admit… ok I admit it… I had no freaking idea of what a creampie was. It was mentioned as in “EWWW creampies are NASTY“; “I know fucking nasty“. Clueless me had to ask.
“What exactly a creampie is?” I asked
“My GOD J, that’s when a man ejaculates inside of you.” one of my friends replied
…and;
“is that supposed to be nasty??
That’s so freaking HOT, my GOD.”
Of course I said that to myself.
My friends don’t need to know that. Hahahaha!
I think I even got a little turned on by the subject.
Now I ask to my self…
Am I the only woman on earth who thinks “creampies” are hot??
I think I have issues.
My mind was blown by the two hour premier last night.
House is wrong about one thing;
God does exist… and his name is House.
I will have swam and jog more than what you’ll walk the entire day. Oh boy and I’m pumped up!!!
Friday was one heavy day. Got out of class at 7:00pm and went straight to subway to get a sandwich. Then, it happened. I locked my keys in the car, in the stupidest moment of the day. Not only I locked my keys in but also my phone, my camera, my very expensive books and my laptop. Me so dumb! It was dark already and I wasn’t in the safest area of my city. Two guys ( kind of weird looking) that were close came up to see if they could help someway and I just went crazy trying to open every door of the car, hoping one of it was going to be open… unsuccessfully.
There was nothing else to do. None of them had cellphone (supposedly) so I just went to the restaurant and asked if they could lend me the phone. I called my insurance and they sent help but it was going to take an hour. One fucking hour. Subway was full and I couldn’t stay there since I was not eating anything, so I just stood outside waiting for the help.
…and just when I thought it couldn’t get any worst,
it started drizzling. Ha!
The two weird looking guys got in their car to leave but not without giving me an umbrella so I wouldn’t get wet. The same guys who I thought were weird and were keeping me nervous. I don’t know if I said enough thank yous, and I am 100 % positive that they will never see this post but in some cosmic way I would love to let them know that they made my entire day.
Shortly after that the help arrived. In 10 seconds my car was open. I just started it and got out of there. Without the sandwich.
Jesus… Today I TRIED to get in contact with the customer service from T-Mobile which is my cell company. Total odyssey, complete waste of time. I FUCKING HATE RECORDED CUSTOMER SERVICE. I mean SERIOUSLY, I need to talk to someone NOT something.
If you have this press one, if you have that press two… blah..blah..blah.
And If I don’t have non of that I have to tell this “person” what it is that I want only to find out it can’t understand what it is that I’m saying.
What ever happened to traditional customer service. Remember the days when real people would actually answer the phone and help you fix the problem? Ah, those days…
Sugar & Spice